User:Malicious spambot

Ways to get in contact with me

• Good old-fashioned telepathy (I don't wear a tin foil hat most of the time, so connectivity should be good)
• Vandalize this page, to goad me into hunting you down
• Ask dscharrer to pass on a message, he has a way of reaching me¹

My glorious contributions to the Arx Libertatis project

	Bullied dscharrer into improving the game's data path detection and corresponding error messages
	Fixed a bunch of dscharrer's notorious spelling errors on the wiki
	Accepted maintainership of the inofficial Arx Libertatis package for the best Linux distro in existence

(Yes, standing up from your chair and applauding would be appropriate now.)

currently in progress:

• Trying to bully dscharrer into making more frequent minor/patch releases

¹⁾ If you must know, it works like this: He drives out into the wilderness near the coast, to an old abandoned lighthouse. Inside, he lights the oil lamp, and waits. Between 1 and 2 hours later, a carrier seagull arrives. He ties a message to its leg, and sends it back on its way towards the open sea. Another 1 to 2 hours later, the message arrives at my secret underwater base.